Let me start off by saying that I am certainly not an expert in any way when it comes to the life and times of TomKat, but I guess if you like castles and movie stars, their recent nuptials were quite lovely. Rumor is - and this picture seems to prove - the newlyweds not only merged their souls, but their bodies also were surgically conjoined. I hear that in the next Mission Impossible, TomKat will throw a wool blanket over the part of them known as Kat and effectively become just Tom again. Mission Impossible producers are assuring all fans out there that this will in no way take away from the fabulous stunts or Tom's acting abilities.I am not in a position to confirm those rumors, but this whole wedding seemed to me very much like the last Mission Impossible, a high budget film everybody forgot to watch. We got enough in the snapshots: Brooke Shields no longer depressed and happy to be invited somewhere; Armani sneering on the sidelines about how odd they were even as the couple dressed from head down to underpants in his design (a little of the I'll stab you in the back while you scratch my back cliche); American soldiers fighting in Iraq (Wait a minute! Who invited them?). Okay, the soldiers were doing other stuff, but oh! the press was there recording every loving and flashy moment. Obviously, the lavish TomKat wedding sells more magazines than say Jeff and Barb's backyard Bar-B-Q wedding in Huntsville, AL, but what I find interesting is how many people actually care enough to put down the $3.59 to buy the magazine to check out those photos.
So here's my question: Beside the fact that half of this couple is quite clearly half crazy, what's the fascination?
